Ranveer Singh Is The Emperor Who Wore No Clothes.

Ranveer Singh Is The Emperor Who Wore No Clothes.

Ranveer Singh Is The Emperor Who Wore No Clothes.

Time is now ripe to shift the archaic godforsaken nudity discussions. Women have hogged the limelight, since I can recall.

Women must learn to accommodate the penis, which is in a forever state of penury. No one is bothering to make the bucks with that. I sincerely think inclusion is a must. Women get paid extra for more exposure. This is really skewed towards us and it’s not fair.

We can’t deny that since time immemorial paintings, mural art, sculptures, photography and most advertisements have only worshipped the female body.

It is the curves of her body that got many FMCG companies’ growth curves skyrocketing.

Liril Soap is the oldest advertisement ever and everyone from the 70s and 80s will remember the semi-naked model taking a bath under a spring. She looked ethereal.

Now everyday we have lingerie ads staring at us on the front page of all serious news. A beautiful woman in her bra and panty seducing us to loose weight and for men to let their imagination go wild.

Even a cold drink had Katrina Kaif drinking and looking like she was orgasmic with every drop of the mango juice going down her throat. I was angry to not get treated to the same sort of ad with a man. But now the wait is over. Actor Ranveer Singh has gone full monty and social media is going bananas with his banana, that sadly isn’t showing. Kudos to him, he isn’t scared of being judged.

I have given this subject much thought. The conclusion is, that since time immemorial, women have been worshipped. The forbidden fruit is the apple, I sincerely wish a banana was atleast considered.

Women have been divided into groups of vegetables or fruits, to describe body shapes. Are you a pear? Are you an Apple, Etcetc? Hell no! I am a woman.

Men are not subjected to reference of bananas, cucumbers or carrots in the clothing business. We are told which fruit type must wear what kind of clothing. These tips and spandex help us fake the hourglass look. And the truth is time is running out. We only have our shelf lives till our 20s. Like the apple jam in the supermarket counter. Our validity is based on our age. Post the right time, we are a waste, we are told.

This hoarding up of the nude space by women must change.

It’s time for us to step aside and let the men have a field day. Thor’s butt has got all women wanting Thor between their thighs. Everyone is celebrating him.

Rick Owen’s Fashion had penis hanging gently at the runway. The cock is in now.

It’s time for men to not feel shy any longer. Bare it and enjoy it.

Sizes do matter and there are all kinds of sizes and shapes. But women are kind creatures. We don’t judge much, also we won’t tear you apart with slurs or trolls.

Ranveer Singh, dressed up was most times mistaken as a sofa or a curtain. Now with his dress off, we all recognise him better and clearer. The Emperor’s New Clothes have a different meaning altogether now.